The AI website audit & roast tool for founders

Your website is
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How it works in 90 seconds

No account. No setup. Paste a URL and go.

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Paste your URL

Any live or staging URL. We screenshot your site and extract every headline, CTA, and layout decision.

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AI audits it

Our AI reads your visual design and copy together and writes 15–20 specific issues with exact rewrites — not vague suggestions.

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What founders say

Found 4 issues we'd been blind to for months. Fixed one CTA and signups jumped 18%.

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Sarah K.

Founder, Plantr.io

Brutal but fair. The copy section alone was worth $5 — saved us a $600 freelancer fee.

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Marcus D.

Solo founder

Ran it on staging before launch. Caught a mobile nav bug that would've killed conversions.

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Priya R.

Head of Growth

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This is what you're getting

Every issue includes: what's broken, why it's costing you money, and the exact fix.

Example issues from a real audit of demo-site.com — your report reflects your specific site, copy, and code.

ConversionCritical

Hero CTA says "Learn More" — the most commitment-phobic text on the internet

demo-site.com's primary button says "Learn More." Visitors have no idea what happens when they click — so most don't. Eye-tracking shows users skip buttons that don't describe an outcome.

The Fix

Replace with an outcome verb: "Get My Free Audit →", "Start My Trial", or "Book a Call." Nothing else should compete for attention beside it.

CopyMajor

Headline describes you, not the customer

"We build innovative digital solutions" — this is about you. Your visitor is asking "what's in it for me?" and your hero doesn't answer in the first 3 seconds.

The Fix

Rewrite leading with the outcome: "Ship features 3× faster without hiring more engineers." Customer as subject, result as the hook.

UICritical

Mobile nav overlays the entire hero

When the menu opens on mobile it covers your headline and CTA completely. Users quit before reading a word about what you do.

The Fix

Use a slide-in drawer instead. The close button must be visible above the fold at all times.

PerformanceMajor

Hero image is 3.2MB — adding 4+ seconds on mobile

Your hero background is a 3.2MB PNG served at full resolution. On an average 4G connection that's 4 seconds of white screen before anything appears.

The Fix

Convert to WebP at 80% quality (typically 200–400KB). Serve via a CDN. Add loading="eager" and fetchpriority="high" to the hero img tag. Target under 200KB.

UXCritical

Pricing page has no FAQ — every objection goes unanswered

There is no FAQ anywhere. "What if I'm not happy?" "Is this a subscription?" "What does the report look like?" — these are the questions blocking every hesitant buyer. Without answers, the only option is to leave.

The Fix

Add 5–6 FAQs directly above the footer. Wrap each in a <details> element for clean UX.

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Your full report has 15–20 issues like this

Specific to your actual site — not a generic checklist

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Questions

Is this really just $5?+

Yes — one payment, no subscription, ever. You get all 15–20 issues unlocked instantly.

What if the report isn't useful?+

Email support@grillmyweb.com within 7 business days of purchase with your email address and Report ID and we'll review it. See our refund policy for full details.

What does the report actually look like?+

Exactly like the sample above — each issue has a severity tag, a plain-English explanation of why it's costing you money, and a specific rewritten fix (not "improve your CTA", but the actual new copy).

Does it work on Webflow, Shopify, or Framer?+

Yes. Any public URL works — Webflow, Shopify, Framer, WordPress, custom builds. Paste any live site URL and it'll audit it.

How long does it take?+

Under 90 seconds from URL paste to your first 3 free issues. The full report is ready the moment you unlock it.

Will it store or share my URL?+

Your URL is stored as part of your report so you can revisit it — but we never sell or share it with anyone. See our privacy policy for full details.

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